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by Elmore Holmes
I lead sort of a double life.
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Elmore's columns appear monthly at the Outdoors, Inc.,website: www.outdoorsinc.com |
Atlanta native Clay Barbee demonstrates the kneeling
position and the approproate facial expression while running Bull Sluice
on the Chattooga River in his whitewater canoe. Photo by Elmore Holmes.
I grew older and became a counselor at the
camp myself, and like those counselors before me, I threatened dire consequences
for any camper who did not kneel in his canoe. And actually, I had
good reason for this advice, for at this camp we were training for whitewater,
and "on his knees" is how a canoeist wants to be in whitewater. From
a kneeling position, the paddler has a lower center of gravity for stability
in rapids, and he can reach farther from the boat on his strokes than he
can from a sitting position.
But now here was this marathon racer who sat
in his canoe, and he had turned my comfy little world upside down.
I spent the next little while pondering the meaning. Why did marathoners
choose to sit rather than kneel, when kneeling works so well in whitewater?
But pondering proved too hard, and so I simply
dismissed the marathoners as a bunch of hayseeds who hadn't been privy
to the sort of elite-level methods I had. I soon forgot this cosmic
dilemma and paddled my merry way down one whitewater river after another.
Some years later, I got a chance to try out
a flatwater sprint C-1. I knew that sprinters weren't hayseeds--they
were in the Olympics. And although sprint canoeists also assumed
a different position in their boats--they use the "high kneel," with one
knee down and one knee up--I had accepted this method long ago. Flatwater
racers have less need for a low center of gravity than whitewater paddlers,
and the high kneel affords one the maximum reach with his blade.
There's just one problem: sprint canoes are
unbelievably tippy. Trying to do a high kneel--or anything else--in
one of those boats is like trying to balance atop a narrow floating log.
When I gave the sprint C-1 a try, no amount of whitewater canoeing experience
could help me. After four or five strokes, I was in the water.
I walked away from that experience thinking of something Groucho Marx once
said about not wanting to join a club that would have him as a member.
In other words, sprint canoeing must be okay if I can't do it.
Sprint canoeists demonstrate the "high kneel" while warming up for the 2004 Olympic Trials in Oakland, California. Photo courtesy of USA Canoe/Kayak. |
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Back on the subject of marathon canoeing, my
mind began to open a bit once I started doing some marathon kayak racing
around the turn of the century. Doing so meant spending more time
around marathon canoeists, and it turned out that they weren't hayseeds
at all. They were fit athletes and masters of technique in their
own right. Among their ranks were people like Mike Herbert and Greg
Barton, who had crossed over to kayaking to win medals in world and Olympic
competition. And there were some guys even better than they, such
as Nebraskan Calvin Hassell, the sport's closest thing to a superstar in
this country. Last summer, Hassell came down for a race in southern
Missouri and, in his solo canoe, beat a couple of pretty strong Memphis
kayakers, Wim Nouwen and Joe Royer.
I finally bothered to try to understand the
marathoners' methods. The canoeists sat, I realized, because sitting
was much more comfortable over long distances. And some marathon
canoe races are extremely long: the Ausable Marathon in Michigan and the
General Clinton Regatta in upstate New York are among the best-known marathon
canoe races, and they're both well over 50 miles. (Personally, I
think a person has to be insane to want to race such a long distance--I'm
sorry, but I just can't get past that one--but at least it began to make
more sense to me why these guys sit in their boats.) To make up for
the lack of reach from a sitting position, they used bent-shaft paddles
that put their blades at a more favorable angle for optimum propulsion.
All that was left was for me to enter a marathon
canoe race, and I got that chance just this past month.
On May 8, I drove over to the greater Yellville,
Arkansas, area, home of the Buffalo River and an annual two-races-in-one-day
event. In the morning, the canoeists raced solo, and Mike Herbert
and I raced in the kayak class. Yes, Mike spanked me, but you already
knew that.
For the afternoon race, Mike planned to race
with his daughter in the tandem canoe class, so rather than be the only
kayaker on the river, I asked around for a canoe partner. I found
one in Clifton Rickey, a canoein' muscleman from Pocahontas who had competed
in our Memphis race many times.
The Ozark canoeists like to do their tandem
racing in stock aluminum boats. They figure that this way everybody
is equal, and nobody has to shell out megabucks for a race boat just to
enter their races. Sounded good to me. I settled my hind end
into the bow seat, and after about two minutes of warmup, Clifton and I
were charging off the line along with six or eight other canoes, down a
course of 11 or 12 fun-filled miles.
The first thing I learned was that the paddle
stroke was more similar to that of a whitewater canoeist than I had realized.
Using the bent-shaft paddle from a sitting position, the paddler must "spear"
the blade into the water for the catch and push down with his top hand
throughout the stroke, just like slalom coaches used to yell at me to do.
The second thing I learned is that I still
need to try out a marathon race boat, because those aluminum canoes are
an absolute bear to race in. They have a maximum speed, and once
that speed is reached they won't budge any faster, no matter how much harder
you paddle.
Clifton and I spent most of the race in fifth
place and paddling furiously to catch the fourth-place boat, which lumbered
along tantalizingly in front of us. We had more or less maxed out
our speed, and all we could do was try to keep our boat in the fast water
and hope for a break. Every now and then we would hit an unavoidable
patch of shallow water, and the bottom-drag made it feel like someone had
tossed a cubic yard of bricks in our boat. By the end of an hour
my muscles were burning and my mouth tasted like fluffed cotton.
I gazed longingly at the wake behind the fourth-place boat, which hung
there just beyond our reach. It seemed that every time we cut their
lead in half, they regained the distance in a heartbeat.
We finally caught our break with about two
miles to go. I'm not even sure what it was, but suddenly we were
on our competitors' wake. We hung out there for about a minute--I'd
have been happy to sit there all the way to the finish, but Clifton started
throwing down some monster strokes to push us ahead. A couple of
surges moved us into fourth place, and there we remained until the race
was over. We had finished one spot shy of a medal in a small club
race, but I felt like we'd just won the championship of the universe.
Every muscle in my body ached, and every brain cell begged to go someplace
cool and dark and silent. In agony, I helped Clifton carry the canoe
to his trailer, and then I was off for a nap that would last forever for
all I cared.
A recent issue of Paddler magazine reports
that sales of all types of canoes have hit an all-time low in recent years.
I suspect that the esoteric nature of competitive canoeing is partly to
blame for this trend: over the decades, boat designs have diverged to meet
the demands of the various racing disciplines. The types of competitive
canoes that are most likely to be televised--those in the two Olympic disciplines,
slalom and sprint--look nothing like what most people think of as canoes.
Marathon canoes, actually, most closely resemble the layperson's conception
of a canoe.
But I believe canoeing will never die out
entirely. When it comes to floating, fishing, picnicking, and hopping
out for a swim on a lake or lazy river, the canoe is unsurpassed.
Racers like me can do their part by making fun the top priority in their
endeavors.